Findings:

• feline allergies
• Experience has made me bitter
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• What golf has taught me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• He has redefined me, again and again
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• What in the world has come over me
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• Please, Call me Honky
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Water has negative calories
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Elvis has left the building
• The Eagle Has Landed
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• ha!
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Life has its course
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• September has such a feeling
• an nyong ha se yo
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Call Me Princess
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• St. Peter don't you call me
• he calls me monster
• the time has come
• ha ha only serious
• has the X nature
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The Universe said, Ha!
• Pop has eaten itself
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• A community without shame has no future
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Your hair has turned white
• the hottest it has ever been
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Call Me Maybe
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Chicken Cannon
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Morning Has Broken
• Ha
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Something inside has died
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Life has more twists than a rope
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The Path Has Vanished
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• My warranty has run out
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• 911 has an automated response
• Everyone has an accent
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• God has no free will
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• call me a poet
• it beckons me, the call to write
• call me hiroshima
• he calls me girly (user)
• They call me Engineer-khan
• He called me Sarah once
• Call me Anna
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• call me garbage one more time
• Why native Australian animals are so unusual
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Call me Hashmael
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Hoo-ha
• Has
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Genius has its own etiquette
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• MY life has no carrot
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• German grammar
• Satan has your nose
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• great things he has taught us
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Naming Windows computers
• Music Has the Right to Children
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Time Has Come Today
• Insulting softlinks
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Evolution has never been observed
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The Heart Has its own Memory

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