Findings:

• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns kill people.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• When you kill people they die
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Know your pets
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Old people just grow lonesome
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• We are a people in whose bodies old sea-seeking rivers roar with blood
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't encourage people to read
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People who don't read
• Old people on bikes
• all of these people are me
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Things people don't want to hear
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Instructions for old people
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• These people are still happening to me
• don't kill your clients
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• My little sister's adventures with Old People
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Voices of Old People
• Old People Names
• people who don't exist
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why old people piss me off
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• telling people what they don't need to know
• These people are not your friends
• I Knew These People
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Old people die
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• How to kill a clown
• Licence to Kill
• I kill microbes for a living
• A Time to Kill
• spermicide kills
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Killed By Death
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Accidental death odds
• computers kill kids
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Humane octopus killing
• Kill Rock Stars
• kill -PIPE
• Someone please kill me
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Please Kill Me
• Smoking can kill you
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• The Man He Killed
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I will kill you if I can
• Camp Kill Yourself
• This machine kills fascists
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• Kill Yr Idols
• kill file
• A little child could never kill this clean
• kill -9
• kill word
• One Shot One Kill
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• kill -BUS
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• kill -XCPU
• kill -KILL
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Society killed evolution
• High Time to Kill
• Kill Zone
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Kill 'em All
• Kill the rich
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Why does Man kill?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• kill -9 dueling
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• God Loves, Man Kills
• I think I killed it
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Kill your sampler
• Kill time before it kills you
• They killed our Lord
• A View to a Kill
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Kill a rap
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• I killed a pigeon
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I Love to Kill
• Let's Get Killed

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