Findings:

• Middle Aged White Guy Stew in a 55 Gallon Drum
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
• Trade you my bald white guy in a suit for your lightning-slinging ultravixen?
• GNU Privacy Guard
• French Guard
• security guard
• Coast Guard
• United States Coast Guard Academy
• Hammer Guard
• guard dog
• Axle guard
• Foot Guards
• Guard
• Guarded
• Guards
• Horse Guards
• Royal Imperial Guard
• The Yeoman of the Guard
• color guard
• winter guard
• Changing of the Guards
• Varangian guard
• Home Guard
• advance guard
• Praetorian Guard
• Red Guards
• border guard
• Face guard
• National Guard
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• Red Guard Award
• Army National Guard
• Air National Guard
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• Point Guard
• Shooting guard
• United States Coast Guard
• At night, rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Moorish Black Guard
• bell guard
• on guard
• off guard
• toilet seat guard
• Passing the guard
• Imperial Guard
• The Changing Of The Guard
• The Phoenix Guards
• Operation Joint Guard
• Crimson Guard
• guard llamas
• Potsdam Giant Guards
• guard cell
• His Majesty The King's Guard
• Tomb Guard
• Guard Break
• Grape guard
• Guards! Guards!
• I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
• Heron Guard
• old guard
• Guard Jaeger Regiment
• sneeze guard
• Klingon Honor Guard
• guarded commands
• Iraqi Republican Guard
• Scots Guards
• Logan, the weird video store security guard
• Papal Swiss Guard
• court of the guard
• Crossing guard
• Underride guard
• Royal Horse Guards
• Coldstream Guards
• guard (user)
• Guards Machine Gun Regiment
• Grenadier Guards
• Advance Guards
• Beyond the suns that guard this roost
• Wild tides guard her secrets
• Mouse Guard
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• Oktober Guard
• Marine Corps Security Guard Duty
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• We Stand on Guard
• guard and rose forever
• Guy Smiley (user)
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• That guy
• guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• nice guy
• Comic Book Guy
• dream guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Guy de Maupassant
• bad guy
• The Humble Guys
• Family Guy
• The perfect guy
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• The Fall Guy
• two girls and a guy
• Shirt Guy Tom
• Just a guy on a horse
• It's a nice day for a white lemming
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• just a guy (user)
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• Prison tough guy
• Guys with shaved legs
• Nice Guy Eddie
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• One of the guys
• Guys and Dolls
• Guys who wear skirts
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• token black guy
• Things guys think girls should know
• all the cute guys will be there
• This guy I once knew, Jason
• guy hug
• Shy Guy
• Guy Noir
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• nice guy complex
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• College Guy Casserole
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend

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