Findings:
- For the love of God, I am not a female!
- For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- So young and already God is fading
- I am the god of fuck!
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
- God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
- i am so random (user)
- I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
- I Am a Child of God
- God am I?
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I am so fucking happy
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- i am tha god a speed
- i am god 1792 (user)
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- I am so an American
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- So help me God
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- I am nothing in the presence of a god
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- I Am Your God (user)
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I am still so lost, I am
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- What am I, chopped liver?
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- I am that I am
- Things I am not ashamed of
- I am Canadian
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- I am happy
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- gethostname()
- Am I interesting?
- I am a spammer
- I am not playing a zero sum game
- I am confused by many things...
- Sunrise, 5:01 am
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I am not depressed
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- I am never alone
- I Am Startled Again And Again
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am a feminist
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Here I am World
- Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
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