Findings:

• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Protected from the Rain
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• Show Me God
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Take me from home
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• How to protect yourself from a vampire
• An eternity spent apart from God
• A conversation between me and god
• god help me
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Those I protect see me as a monster.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• Letters from friends
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• far be it from me
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Take it from me
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Why we learn from the Gods
• Letter from a good friend long far-flung
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• You tell me this is God?
• My God, don't tempt me!
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• God holds me
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• From the Earth to the Moon: 10: One Enemy v. Twenty-Five Millions of Friends
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• They Flee From Me
• away from me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• People just expect things from me
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Our Friends From Frolix 8
• Far From Me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• A collect call from god
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Demonstration of God's Existence From Motion
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• cut from the cloth of god; nothing is real
• can you show me where this came from?
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• So help me God
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Friends
• Best friend
• imaginary friend
• Fisherman's Friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• tell your friends
• We were never really friends
• Man's best friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• No hair = No friends
• death of a friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Falling in love with your best friend
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I have lots of gay friends
• gay friends
• I have a friend
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• Just friends syndrome
• Friend pheromones
• Outrun a speeding train
• Friend of the Devil
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• oil-water friend problem
• false friend
• I found my friend Broken
• famous circle of friends
• My Only Friend
• Old Friends are Reunited
• an effort to protect the skeletons
• Friends In Need
• First Fiction: Friends
• These people are not your friends
• forward this to your friends
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Trying to be friends
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• just a friend
• random internet friend
• Sex with your best friend
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;

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