Findings:
- So help me God
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm so sorry
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- So young and already God is fading
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- They think I'm a god
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm so tough
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- My cats think I'm a God
- God
- God of Gamblers
- The Mote in God's Eye
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- act of god
- Word of God
- My God, it's full of stars
- In God We Trust
- Life After God
- There is no god but God
- The day God took back the edges
- God's shoddy workmanship
- Thou art God
- Other Gods
- Elder Gods
- Gloranthan Storm Gods
- Dear God
- Name of God
- God module
- Gloranthan Chaos Gods
- God's infinity
- The Wrath of God
- funerary god
- God of War
- Sun God
- fear of God
- God Plane
- Scientist's God of the Gaps
- An eternity spent apart from God
- Who makes God's rules?
- Can God lie?
- I have no faith in your God
- God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Small Gods
- Let go and let God
- God's Gift To Man
- God's Waiting Room
- false god
- Garden of the Gods
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- There is only ONE God
- God Save the Queen
- God and Goddess
- God Lives Underwater
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Your God Is Too Small
- Sea god
- Water god
- The God of Love
- Dead God
- Gloranthan Lunar Gods
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- god awful (user)
- God Hates FAQs
- Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
- As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
- Playing God
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- My God
- tell God I said 'hi'
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Behave as if there were a God
- God, thanks for inventing breasts
- Nature's God
- Random Number God
- Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
- God vs. the Library of Congress
- I saw god
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
- kiss it up to God
- The God of Cookery
- kitchen god
- Faith In God
- Dancing Gods
- One nation under God
- God Knows
- God Bless America
- Hand of God
- The God That Failed
- God was created in man's image
- Thank GOD for Supermodels!
- carbon is god
- Woman of God
- Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
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