Findings:

• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What have you been smoking?
• What Would God Do?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It could have been me
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Names have been changed
• Will of God
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have just been shot
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• it's God's work to have us fail
• God has no free will
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What pornos would have us believe
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I could have been Canadian
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I may or may not have been naked
• God will punish you
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Could I Have Been?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• What Might Have Been
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• And All That Could Have Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How long have you been in love with her?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• you have never been safe
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Have brain, will travel
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I know I have been dreaming
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have always been burning
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The path we have been walking
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• AES may have been broken
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The way things have always been done
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I could have been one of a two
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Have you been a dad today?
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The Battle for God
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• i have been burning for so long
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• He's been places they have not.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• God's will v. God's plan
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have no faith in your God
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle

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