Findings:

• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Give Me Louisiana
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• give me your most honest smile
• Give me a cookie!
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You mean the me that you would be
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That would be me
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• how to be a friend
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I just want to be friends
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Don't Give Me Names
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Give Me Strength
• Only her hands would give her away
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• hand me downs
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• These are the only hands I can give
• Give me your knees
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Trying to be friends
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Let's just be friends
• The second chance you give could be your last
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• You've got to be kidding me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Give me back my bike!
• How to give a hand massage
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give me tonight
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• give me one night to show the savage
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• When your presents give me hives
• give me the truth or nothing
• Give me something worth reading
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Be gentle with me
• Can we still be friends?
• OBAFGKM
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Look siad me Be like me
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Let me be your fantasy
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If your wish be to close me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• let me be your first upvote
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I've Gotta Be Me
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Give Me A Home and Away
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give Me the Brain
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Give Me Your Children
• Give me a moment, please
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give me a break!
• far be it from me

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