Findings:

• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Piece Of Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Could you have danced with me?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• you have me at a disadvantage
• give me your most honest smile
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Things video games have taught me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Give Me Your Children
• pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Give Me Strength
• When your presents give me hives
• Give me tonight
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Give me a cookie!
• Give Me Louisiana
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Give me back my bike!
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Give me a break!
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• It could have been me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• given to me in pieces
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Piece of meat
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Let me count all the pieces
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't Give Me Names
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give Me the Brain
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give me a moment, please
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give your best lines away
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• give me one night to show the savage
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Give me your knees
• give me the truth or nothing
• Give me something worth reading
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• In Short, Give Us Your Best (document)
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Dogs that have owned me
• What have you done for me lately?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• You have no power over me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Have One On Me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Best Buy
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• a museum piece from the start
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea

If you Log in you could create a "Give me the best piece of meat you have" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.