Gibby

What goes here again? Hello!? I'm Gibby. How does this thing wor




If you upvote or downvote my nodes, don't give me any feedback. Well, I don't really care, it's just than most people want feedback and I felt like being contrary for a moment. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Look, I'm updating my homenode! Ooooh, define me homenode, show everybody how neat I am! w00t!

I am?

When I become rich I'm going to buy Super Bowl commercial airtime and just film myself sleeping for 30 seconds, with classical music playing in the background. You know, just to show how rich I am. I mean, will be... Or will I?

GhettoAardvark and I were locked out for a while, we were wrongly implicated in a plot by LerrisofRecluse, who has been locked out quite permanently. Now I'm back.

My node count has been 0wn3d by all my friends, as they have surpassed my noding skills greatly. I suppose I'll still log on occasionally, but don't expect any new writeups unless I find some sort of special untapped nugget of knowledge.

I've joined the rest of the hemisphere in a craze that's sweeping said hemisphere: AOL Instant Messager. I'm normally fairly secluded in my Internet travels, but my girlfriend suckered me into it and I find it rather useful for the time being. My AIM account is "Skellyscribe", don't ask why. If you feel like sending me something, be sure to make it bothersome and sagely advice as I undoubtedly need to 'straighten up' and 'play it by the book' or what-have you...


These are some of the funniest things I've read on the web, at least when it comes to single-line jokes:

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."
- Snopes2.com

"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
- Shirt worn by my friend Geoff, available at ThinkGeek.com

"Curse those eggs! They truly were DEVILED!!!"
- Brent, pvponline.com

"Ah, the New Testament. The best-selling sequel of all time."
- Ben Platt, somethingawful.com

All of your knowledge about what the animal is will be worthless if a giant squid has used the novel approach of calling in artillery strikes on you.
- Zach Parsons, somethingawful.com