Findings:

• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• he that is not with me is against me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• It's Me or the Dog
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• ow Boy (user)
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• (Come get me).
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• he calls me monster
• she, he, and me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Ow and the Crystal Clear
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• The things that get me (barely) through
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• get off me
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Are you hitting on me?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• ow (user)
• |ow (user)
• Ow, my spleen!
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• My dogs are killing me
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Gravity really gets me down
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• can you get enough of me?
• Get it off me!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Dogs that have owned me
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He loves me, he loves me not
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Get back to me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• He brings me books like flowers
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• he calls me girly (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He taught me how to smoke
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The day he gave me a lift
• He called me Sarah once
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• He Hate Me
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because it's wrong
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her

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