Findings:

• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Foxes eat their children
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• Children are the same all around the world
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• this is it, we're going to die
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• If Jesus were alive today
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• when we were children
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Around the World in 80 Days
• eight hands around
• Boot the gong around
• Fart around
• Get around
• Sending cash through the mail
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• her arms around me
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• How to sneak around the house late at night
• I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• What Comes Around
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• How babies get around
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• Rings Around The World
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• All around me
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Up, down, flying around... (e2poll)
• Twice Around
• Around the Fur
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• LeeAnn drives Michael around
• around you I plot the stars
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• Sex Around the World
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Cooking Conversion Table
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• you can put your arms around a memory
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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