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I am not, in fact, a lawn ornament.
But if I practice really hard, and believe in myself, I might be one someday.
Strangely enough, I'm currently a college student (not the only one) at one of the hundreds of random. liberal arts colleges in New England. Unfortunately, they don't have a program for future lawn ornaments. Perhaps I can do some graduate work in that field...