Findings:

• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The Bastard (user)
• bastard
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Ol' Dirty Bastard
• rat bastard
• Fat Bastard
• High Ping Bastard
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• The Bastard Theory
• bastard sword
• bastard play
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• bastard (user)
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• That yellow bastard
• Arrogant Bastard Ale
• bastard pill
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• Fat Bastard Chardonnay
• Utter Bastard
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Dreamy bastard
• Op:l Bastards
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• One smelting bastard
• why I like fat bastards
• Bastard Amber
• Big Bastard (user)
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
• bastard feudalism
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Suffering bastard
• bastard child of change
• Asperger, you bastard
• Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
• tokyo bastard (user)
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Bastard Pool
• Commie Bastard (user)
• Bastard Pop
• Low Ping Bastard
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Spherical bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Bastard!!
• William the Bastard
• Bastard search
• The bastard on the couch
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Furry Bastard (user)
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• Voltaire's Bastards
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Dirty Old Bastard
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Dirty Rotten Bastards
• Bastard prompt
• 1horny bastard (user)
• Bastard wing
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Saint Bastard's Day
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Bastard Fairies
• magnificent imagination bastard
• Those Poor Bastards
• sadist bastard (user)
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Bastards and Angels
• Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
• Saint Bastard
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• Beautiful Bastard
• Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
• Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• The Gospel according to St. Bastard
• Got Milk?
• You Really Got Me
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Blue Got Up
• Why I got my tattoo
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• How Pac-Man got his name
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Got prostate cancer?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• I've Got the World on a String
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• i got nothin (user)
• I gots a Weasel
• I got a 1400 on the SAT

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