The still-in-development roleplaying system for the Furcadia online RPG environment. Characters, whether anthropomorphic cats, dogs, horses, rodents, mustelines, dragons, or insects, are built with a set of 17 primary and secondary attributes, as well as a set of skills based from them. Utilizes a Rule of Cool that establishes how seriously the player is taking his character and the Furcadia background. Uses dice for combat resolution in a ludicrous fashion that eliminates all use of skill numbers in favor of "whoever rolls higher wins."