Findings:

• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• What was stolen by someone else
• I was raised by the French government
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• more sure of all I thought was true
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• No Fun At All
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• All the fun of the fair
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• I changed by not changing at all
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was once young and had a home
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I had been hungry all the years
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• All Girl Summer Fun Band
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• I remember when all this was trees
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• All he left her was alone
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• some say he was never here at all
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• every secret thing was made by some one
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The Fun They Had
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• War is only fun on screen
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six

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