Findings:

• Skinny people have it bad, too
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• A reason to drink
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• Bad Days
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• All I have left to lose
• All it takes is a bad poem
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• bad day.
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Something I Can Never Have
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• and things we're all too young to know
• All cats have nine tails
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• all those days are gone
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• No such thing as a bad day
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• One letter can make all the difference
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• bad brain day
• Human, All Too Human: Section 45
• Where have all the poets gone?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We are all we have
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
• All This and Bevin Too
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All Summer in a Day
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• we can all just be around other people
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
• she reads all day
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Too Bad
• I have a bad feeling about this
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All the fairies have gone
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• Bad China Day
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Bad Day at Black Rock
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Bad Day at Riverbend
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• How can an atheist have morals?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Fuck them all but the six
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• My paintings are all I have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I must have waited all my life for this
• All you can eat
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• All Saints Day
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• all day I dream about sex
• Long Haired Preachers
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Poison and murder and all bad things
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• And All That Could Have Been
• when all the white horses have broken free
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• We Can all Die Like This
• some day we will all be gone
• all living things must above all else have hope
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• All I can do
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• Human, all too Human
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• I have bad taste in music
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Bad hair day
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• All the Pain Money Can Buy

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