Findings:

• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Fuck me till I fart
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• Fuck me harder
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• there are two colors in my head
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Before you, there was me
• There is more of me than you imagine
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
• venomous lizards
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There are two parts to every sacrifice: the pain of giving up what you love, and what's waiting for you on the other side.
• Fuck me boots
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There is no real me
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There is a panther stalks me down
• There are a million girls like me out there
• It kills me to watch them go
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There was no one waiting for me...
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• There are two sides to every coin
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• There are two kinds of questions: logical and empirical
• Big Book Chapter Two: There Is A Solution
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• fuck you pay me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• fuck me and marry me young
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• flying fuck
• Fuck off
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• fuck all
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• American Road Trip: Cryptid Trail, Part Two
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Fucked Company
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck the System
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• clumsy fuck
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Fuck Chopin!
• pussy fuck (user)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• fuck you!!! (user)
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck your god
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• You had to pretend success was fucked

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