Findings:
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- now that I am no longer
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- there is no secret knowledge
- I'm fine no really
- I'm Afraid
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- i'm flying from a fire
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm No Fool
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- now I'm down in it
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- Perfect From Now On
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- I'm Going Home
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm No Angel
- I'm not drinking any more
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Now I'm Nothing
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Im No Writer (user)
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm no Socrates
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- No knowledge is too much to bear
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I'm no good at enigmas
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Any day now
- Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- I'm From New Jersey
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- not running from, but going to
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- Sound Track from Film "Mabuta no Ura"
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
- works from A Quest for Local Knowledge (category)
- two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- Divining knowledge from Ketchup stains
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- I'm Going Crazy
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to Disneyland
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to kill you
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
- No time of any kind
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I'm no Whitman...
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Don't take any guff from those swine
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