Findings:

• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• The Imaginary Friend with a Real Gun
• real friends twist the knife
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Man's best friend
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• oil-water friend problem
• Making Friends
• forward this to your friends
• The Difference between "friends" and "significant others"
• To an Amiable Friend Mourning the Death of an Excellent Father
• fair weather friend
• Barney and Friends
• All My Friends Are Superheroes
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• A Conversation With An Old Friend
• An Andarian Lab Technician Makes a Friend
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Piracy helps software companies
• Good help is so hard to find
• E2 Help (category)
• Fraud in Medicine: Why "help" won't help
• Rubik's Cube: Rubik's Move
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Best friend
• Friends since 6th grade
• Answer: friends
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• friends for life
• Kissing your best friend
• random internet friend
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• My Friend Flicka
• Our friend friction
• my dear friends
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Tiger, My Friend
• My Close Friend, My Friend on Facebook
• Well met my friend, in brutal robot combat.
• how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
• My Friend Jeffrey
• Things to help mosquito bites
• How to help a library
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• 2@ $help (user)
• How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Dreams where you can't move
• Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
• watching humanity move into Manhattan with the measured flow of blood
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• Can we still be friends?
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• Ozma and Her Friends
• My gay best friend
• Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• If we're such good friends
• Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane
• god help me
• Help desk humor
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• HELP NEEDED!!!!
• The Partnership of Nations is here to help
• The Universe always gets the first move
• How not to faint when you can't move
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• The bass the minor pieces that move in a pair
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friends of the Swastika
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• false friend
• More responsible child-bearing friends
• The Workman's Friend
• Final Fantasy V: Dear Friends
• purely friends
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• The Little Friend
• Best Friends Forever
• I Set My Friends On Fire
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• help me (user)
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• God help us
• Of course Mama'll help build the wall
• if it moves, shoot it!
• Move Ziggy (user)
• Ten Reasons Not to Move to Canada
• the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
• Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and the Body of Man : 2
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• He's a good guy friend
• Pet Your Friends
• Sex with your best friend
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The Ripping Friends
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The Amazing Undersea Adventures of Aqua Kitty and Friends
• Response to an old high-school friend
• Remembrances of my friend
• Friend Requests
• The friends we made along the way
• Quick Help
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Self Help
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• Knight's move
• dope fiend move
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• Friends with benefits
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• A Faraway Friend
• Parting with Friends
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• A Boy's Best Friend
• A game to play with friends, cars, and quarters
• Bugs Bunny and Friends
• A poem about my tragic friend
• When impressing friends with food
• friends (user)
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• A book has always been my best friend
• Help
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Everything2 Help
• need help (user)
• Career-limiting move
• It Still Moves
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• I found my friend Broken
• Muhammad My Friend
• Losing a friend
• losing a friend to love
• A Dangerous Friend
• friend of the court
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The Friends of Freeland
• Our little Paki friend
• What is a Friend?
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it

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