Findings:

• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Now more than ever
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• Alone in the night, I erase my thoughts a hundred times
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• tumbled thoughts for a tumbled time
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• This Time Forever
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• The time I've lost in wooing
• all other times are better than 6 am
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• There were times better than this
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• I've been dead a long time
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• feeling the simultaneous separation and adjacency of time and thought
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Have you ever thought
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• and now forever frozen in time he
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• I've been waiting forever
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• An older problem than we thought
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• thought is larger than words
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• This equation is hotter than I thought
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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