Findings:

• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• some say he was never here at all
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• he would have laughed
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• he would have cried
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Using a command line
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You stole what they would have given you
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Have One On Me
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I used to have a crush on you
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I Have Never Known a World
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He's been places they have not.
• I have never felt more alive
• I used to have so many dreams
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Questions we will never have answers to
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Stoned music memories
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• What pornos would have us believe
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I could have been one of a two
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He never returned
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Something I Can Never Have
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I would like to have emotions
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Words that only have one context
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you have never been safe
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said

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