Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "For I'm grieving for the time when a dead pet was the worst thing that could happen to me."

• It could be the last time you see me alive
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was young Time had no wings
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• If you told me this never happened
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• All you ever did was let it happen
• dead time
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• I've been dead a long time
• This Could Happen To You
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Level 2
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This happens all the time
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I walk around when I'm high
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• If you could see me cry
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• It was the least I could do
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Something was about to happen.
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• It could have been me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I know more when I'm alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• How could God let this happen?
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Could you have danced with me?
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• kill him dead; don't call me
• February wants me dead
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• It Could Happen to You
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• frell me dead
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I wish I was dead
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• The dead are with me
• What happens when we die?
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• I'm dead (user)
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• It happened a long time ago
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Dead Like Me
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• This is When it Happens
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• What happens when a Pope dies

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