It is the ultimate expression of contempt
from an alien overlord
, a hideous hellspawned demon
or a powermad supervillain
. Nothing else quite encapsulates the loathing
they feel for all humanity
like this simple phrase.
Rules for use:
A) Always start your tirade against the pathetic monkeyspawn
of the backwater planet
with this phrase, preferably in an amplified
or other wise loud voice
e.g. "FOOLISH HUMANS! YOUR PATHETIC WEAPONS HAVE NO HOPE OF DEFEATING ME!"
B) Never over use
the phrase. Starting every explosive oration
with it will sap
edge. That, and the other overlords
will mock your writers
C) The key to the phrase is its mocking inclination
. When a small part of your hideously complicated plan
for world domination
comes unraveled because of meddling teenagers
or superpowered do-gooders
, toss one off
to show that you are still in control.
e.g. "FOOLISH HUMANS! YOUR TINY MINDS CANNOT BEGIN TO FATHOM THE WORKINGS OF MY PLAN!"
D) Last but not least
, don't use this phrase on non-humans
. It just makes you look stupid
. If you can't take the time to find out the genus
of the species
you are trying to dominate
, do everybody a favor and just blow up the planet