Findings:
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Flipping Forward in a Book to Make Sure A Character Lives
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Please please please let me get what I want
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
- Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
- Kompressor want to get with You
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- You're the One that I Want
- Crunch all you want, we'll make more
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- we can get along even though we disagree
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
- Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
- I don't want to get over you
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- even though I wanted my friends to know
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Why do you want to get married?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Do you want to get slapped?
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
- News for the Hard of Hearing
- Um, you're welcome, I guess.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- That phone call you don't want to make
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- playing hard to get
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- So, you want to make a language?
- if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
- "Make your bed" the old lady said
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Are you sure you want to paste these records?
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- That one makes me scream, she said
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Even cannibals get the blues
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- I always wanted to get married one day
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I've Gotta Get a Message to You
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Getting what you want from tech support
- If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- You're a daywalker you might not get it
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- You're All I Need to Get By
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- You make it so hard to hate
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- I want to write love letters to all of my friends
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- One letter can make all the difference
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Live Era '87-'93
- You're to Make Young Gems
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Beings of pure energy
- in love with being in love
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
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