starring Jack Nicholson
. Here's some dialogue
from the diner scene
I'd like a plain omelette
. No potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee
, and a side order
of wheat toast
, we don't have any side orders here.
No side orders? You've got bread
... and a toaster
of some kind?
I don't make the rules.
Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, a chicken salad sandwich
on wheat toast, no mayonnaise
, no butter
, no lettuce
, and a cup
A Number Two, chicken salad sandwich, no butter, no mayo, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken
, bring me the toast, give me a check
for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules
You want me to hold
the chicken, huh?
I want you to hold it between your knees