A movie starring Jack Nicholson. Here's some dialogue from the diner scene:
Jack Nicholson:I'd like a plain omelette. No potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress:I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders here.
Jac Nicholson:No side orders? You've got bread... and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress:I don't make the rules.
Nicholson:Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
Waitress:A Number Two, chicken salad sandwich, no butter, no mayo, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Nicholson:Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress:You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Nicholson:I want you to hold it between your knees.

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