Findings:

• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The First Rule of Blackjack
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Wizard's First Rule
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• First rule of dating: do not date the ascendant Buddha
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Hot pursuit
• Never be the first to let go
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• let me be your first upvote
• Your first mountain bike
• First rule of comedy
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• The mountain could be home
• Buying your first mountain
• The first rule of adventuring is always go left
• First rule of Fight Club
• The first rule of journalism
• Buying your first mountain bike
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Berlin Airlift
• They Might Be Giants
• Information wants to be free
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be careful what you wish for
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• How to be anonymous
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• All we need is just to be
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical

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