user of Microsoft
's Disk Operating System
. Fiercely defends the command-line interface
, and says that "anything that makes you use things named after rabid rodent
s is crap."
Engages in terrible flame wars with Windows and Mac users, saying that "all Windows-only software isn't worth using" and "If Apple had made the Mac OS command-line, they wouldn't have a market share of only 5 percent."
Also hates Unix and Linux, because "Nobody makes Unix software, and you need special, $10,000 computers to use it."
Many have "Bad Command Or File Name" tattooed on their butts.