Findings:
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Ask Me Why
- People without spines annoy me.
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Ask me about Loom
- People listen to me? WTF
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- These people are still happening to me
- They asked me to write a letter
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- You people disgust me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Some people call me a drama queen
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- Somebody once asked me...
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Famous People from Sheffield
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- People just expect things from me
- People confuse me
- let me ask (user)
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Why old people piss me off
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- all of these people are me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Famous people with only one testicle
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- Naked Pictures of Famous People
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- I asked her not to forget me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Blanking famous people: a London sport
- Ask Jeeves
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- Ask For Janice
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- I will ask them all their dreams
- ask (user)
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- The Heart Asks Pleasure First
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Ask price
- bid/ask spread
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- an ache you would ask for
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Ask a stupid question
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- having asked the spiders and the snakes
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- Don't ask
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
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