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• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She who abandons does not return
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• A Woman Who Never Was
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• She Who Is
• She Who Holds the Sky
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
• Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
• Doctor Who Stories (category)
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• She's the kind of woman who
• people who need people are just people who need people
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• play dumb
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Who Dares Wins
• Old man who lived by the crick
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Who is the Center of the Hollywood Universe?
• Who Are We Living For?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Who are you?
• Who is Killing The Great Chefs of Europe?
• Who knew? Volcanoes!
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• The girl who hangs the sun
• Who were you, before?
• Who the hell is Grace?
• He Who We Are Tired Of
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Who's There?
• Dr. Who
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• Who is John Galt?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• funny fat guy who dies
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Who Would True Valour See
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Guess Who?
• Answer to Who's telling the truth
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• To those who know who they are
• The man who broke Britain
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• People who don't read
• The Man Who Loved Jane Austen
• Pandeism and the world of Doctor Who
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• We know who you are
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Who you really are
• Who made the first bread?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Capitalize, please
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• one who sleeps with mothers
• The Boat Who Wouldn't Float
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• On Being the one who goes away
• The Man who Loved Islands
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• The boy who spoke with the sky
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• The Hare Who Got Married
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• docter who (user)
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• People who love FTP
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Who I Am
• Who thought up the idea of God?
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• The Guess Who
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Who's in the bathroom?
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Who run Bartertown?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• Men who purr
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Who's Got The Crack
• The dog who would not come in
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• The Man Who Counted
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Hinterland Who's Who
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Who's Da Boss
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.

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