Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with"

• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She who abandons does not return
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• She Who Is
• She Who Holds the Sky
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• A Woman Who Never Was
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Dead links in writeups
• Music journalists who write books
• Who you are
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Who created God?
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• A letter to the hottie who stole my washing machine
• Who Cares A Lot
• Who Came First
• good things come to those who wait
• You Know Who (user)
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• People who carp about their jobs
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• find someone who dreams of you
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• Who puts what where?
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• who vs. whom
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Love, it's who you know.
• Those Who Hunt Elves
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Who is Cletis Tout?
• Doctor Who - The New Series
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The man who refused to be King
• amoebas who love you
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• The Men Who Built America
• Who is Sam Hill?
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Dr Who
• Who am I?
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Who am I this time?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
• Who's telling the truth?
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• The dog who would not move
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The Man Who Cried
• let me know who you are now.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The man who can fix anything
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• the boy who cried cheesecake
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• The Man Who Wrote Danny Boy
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• But who nodes the noders?
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Eli who is over six feet tall
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• The King's Son who Feared Nothing
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Find someone who...
• Who Moved My Cheese?
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• People who died laughing
• a boy who flew
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• the person who loves to learn
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• those who are dead are not dead
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• play dumb
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Who Dares Wins
• Old man who lived by the crick
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am

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