Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with"

• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She who abandons does not return
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• She Who Is
• She Who Holds the Sky
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• They who monitor the Internet
• The ones who watch
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Doctor Who - The Children in Need Special 2005
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Who's Next
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Who owns our writeups?
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Who wants trident?
• People who use Windows
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Who wants a down vote
• The Boy Who Cried Wolf
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• The sort who hides away
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Horton Hears a Who
• Who died here?
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Who's Rating our Games?
• Who rules the graphics industry?
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped
• Idiot police who blame the protesters
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• Who Shot Johnny Rock?
• Who Censored Roger Rabbit?
• The ambassador who wasn't
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• Who shit on the coats?
• The girl who everyone loved
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The woman who walked in a straight line
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Who is Spain?
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Who's Canadian?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• You who never arrived
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• One who knows does not speak
• Who Knocks?
• Who's Who In Litigation - Designations of the Parties
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• The Pinochet Tapes: September 11, 1973 - Who's Who
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Who can know it?
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• But who codes the coders?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Surah 79 Those Who Drag Forth
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Some who wander are lost
• May those who are born after me
• To Him Who Waits
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• He Who Is Death
• Who is Number One?
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• who knows (user)
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• An enemy is one who reacts
• Those who can't do, teach
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• For Those Who Suffer Desire
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• The guy at the end of Half-Life

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