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• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• A Woman Who Never Was
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• She Who Is
• She Who Holds the Sky
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• She who abandons does not return
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• But who codes the coders?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Surah 79 Those Who Drag Forth
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Some who wander are lost
• May those who are born after me
• To Him Who Waits
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• He Who Is Death
• Who is Number One?
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• One who knows does not speak
• Who Knocks?
• Who's Who In Litigation - Designations of the Parties
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• The Pinochet Tapes: September 11, 1973 - Who's Who
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
• WHO STANDS TO PROFIT?
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• The Man Who Wrote Danny Boy
• Look Who's Purging Now
• No matter who plays it
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Who's your deity?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Who's To Blame
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Type A blood
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• An enemy is one who reacts
• Those who can't do, teach
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• the person who loves to learn
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• those who are dead are not dead
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• is there no one who answers the call?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She knew what she was doing
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• Who Is Uncertain
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why people who jog live longer
• Who am I? Who are you?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The girl who left a legend
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Guess Who
• Who's Who Among American College Students
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The man who refused to be King
• amoebas who love you
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• She's the kind of woman who
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Doctor Who
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The Child who came from an Egg
• you, who maddened my soul with love
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Who are the brain police?
• Who are we to question God?
• Men Who Dig Up History
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• The dog who would not beg
• Who owns the voting machines?
• Who we are
• the man who recognized bee faces
• Who Goes There?
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• the boy who cried cheesecake
• The girl who hangs the sun
• Who were you, before?
• Who the hell is Grace?
• He Who We Are Tired Of
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• Who gets to decide?
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Dead links in writeups
• Music journalists who write books
• Who you are
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Who created God?
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces

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