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• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She who abandons does not return
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• A Woman Who Never Was
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• She Who Is
• She Who Holds the Sky
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Taking things at surface value
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• The Book of Who Cares
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Who is allowed to donate blood?
• Who Will Be There
• Praise the Lord Who Reigns Above
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Who Shot Ryoji Kaji?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• To The Children Who Paddle And Fall In The Shallows
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• people who don't exist
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• who writes cryptic messages on tea bags?
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The Man Who Sold the World
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue III
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Girl gangstas
• Who Goes with Fergus?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Who owns your books?
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Those who hunt monsters
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Know your pets
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Who watches the watchmen?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Six good men who listened
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• who shall remain nameless
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• The Man Who
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• The Who Game
• The dog who would not back off
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Who Shot JFK?
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• who am I? (user)
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• I Know Who Killed Me
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• who are you,little i
• Who am I
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• we who are about to die salute you
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Look Who's Dancing
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• He who has ears, let him hear
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The A-hole who dropped the N-bomb
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• Who's The Boss?
• Who wears the pants
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Who is responsible for censorship?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Who makes your shoes?
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses

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