Findings:
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Show Me God
- Excuse me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- show me (user)
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Show Me Love
- Show Me your Crits
- let me show you it
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Can you show me?
- show me what the world is all about
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- give me one night to show the savage
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- show me the code
- There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- you show me yours
- can you show me where this came from?
- Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- talent show
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- show me the banana
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- excuse
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Ignorance is no excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- To Reach My Love While Dying Trying
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- girlfriend
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- His girlfriend
- Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
- Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
- I need a stoner girlfriend
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- online girlfriend
- Stealing a girlfriend
- Pinocchio and his girlfriend
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
- My girlfriend and her pillow
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- New Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- low-maintenance girlfriend
- driving your girlfriend home
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Dr. Girlfriend
- Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
- World's End Girlfriend
- Schrödinger's Girlfriend
- Canadian girlfriend
- Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
- Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
- sonnet for my girlfriend
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- Magnificent Cornchip (user)
- The Magnificent Marble Machine
- Alive and magnificent
- Süleyman the Magnificent
- Suleiman the Magnificent
- those magnificent men in their flying machines
- magnificent imagination bastard
- Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
- What Me Worry (user)
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It's not you, it's me
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Zap me
- Drug Me
- Why Not Me?
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Don't stand so close to me
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