Findings:

• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• Student #478993320 went on a shooting rampage today
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• More KaZe JoNeS (user)
• More than dream?
• More
• Men make more money than women
• Faith No More
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• More Human Than Human
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• O tempora! O mores!
• For a Few Dollars More
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Once More Unto the Breach
• Once More Into the Bleach
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Thomas More
• Now more than ever
• more answer songs
• No More Cocoons
• more tobacco on TV
• The more you eat, the more there are
• Much More Music
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• more or less
• More evil than Satan himself
• I'm not drinking any more
• More Tears
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Lonesome No More
• Why the world is more beautiful without a creator
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Node More Mathematics
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• more power to you
• more zen
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• old chestnut: more graph problems
• answer: more graph problems
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Expanded Universe: More Worlds of Robert Heinlein
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• The less you know, the more money you make
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• less data, more context
• More Adventures of Prince Camaralzaman and the Princess Badoura
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• more unknowns theorem
• More Guns, Less Crime
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Reality is more interesting
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• Teaching your dog to bark more incessantly
• Life has more twists than a rope
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
• more language equations
• more language equations - answers
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• No More Tears
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Making your computer's ribbon cables more compact
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I have more stories about trains for you
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• send more money
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Fear no More
• more is more
• less is more
• More David Hewson Idiocy
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• music means more than this
• No more monkeys jumping on the bed
• It was more than perfect understanding
• my life is more than this
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• More Tales of the City
• I know more when I'm alone
• more often than not
• Small ones are more juicy
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• More responsible child-bearing friends
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• More hips!
• A Force More Powerful
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• More than a mouthful is a waste
• No more prisons
• Listening with more than your ears
• Why more people should use the color brown
• I have never felt more alive
• One More Night
• Sylvie and Bruno: Less Bread! More Taxes!
• mores
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• One more cigarette
• The more I adore you, the more I fear failure in your eyes
• No More Songs
• The more you spend, the more you save
• One More Murder
• Once more into the wild blue
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• More than just a song
• One more gray hair
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Just one more
• Mortal Kombat: More Kombat
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• More than he was willing to give
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• Heart flutterings hurt more as I age
• I will fight no more forever
• More Vegetable Soups
• A more mature Nintendo
• Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
• Child support is more than just money
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Fear No More the Heat o' the Sun
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• More Titians
• Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
• Death has entered my life once more
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Mores Maiorum
• Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care

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