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• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• we can give up, but the world never will
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• No one can be in two places at once
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• It will never be just you
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• we can all just be around other people
• This poem can be put off no longer
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Knowledge can never be certain
• No one can be totally logical
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How to be a troll
• why you should never be a referee
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Goops and How to be Them
• I never thought it would be like this
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• How the Moon Came to Be
• Valour can be brown
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• What is and what should never be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• How the Sun Came to Be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Just to see what it would be like
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Marks which will never be broken
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• It can be cold in the dark
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• TV can be a good thing
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• How To Be Good
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• There can be only one
• Be cool in college
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• All we need is just to be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?

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