Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Everybody with a functioning mind does agree with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind"

• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• I don't mind if you forget me
• blue skies smile at me, blue skies inside my mind
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Women only like me for my mind
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• A mind is a terrible thing to waste
• state of mind
• If you could read my mind
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Change Your Mind
• Arguments don't change minds
• Mind without body
• The temptation and terror rage in the mind of killers.
• It is not Mind, it is not Buddha, it is not Things
• time is a state of mind
• Higher Education and Losing your Mind
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• mind flayer
• The Emperor's New Mind
• Speaking your mind
• Splinter of the Mind's Eye
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Great minds do not think alike
• Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Anger is toxic chemical in mind, explodes on your face
• Functioning of BAsCET
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• Orbital mind control lasers
• The Mind's I
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• How the Mind Works
• Can'st thou not minister to a mind diseased?
• A Coney Island of the Mind
• reactive mind
• Mind the gap
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• sound mind
• Being an artist warps the mind
• psycho mind powers
• The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• The Gate to the Mind's Eye
• Wandering Mind
• Mammals and the Further Rise of Mind
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The mind of society
• Out of My Mind
• The dangers of being open minded
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• mind
• A Mind Forever Voyaging
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Jedi Mind Trick
• Thunder, Perfect Mind
• Children of the Mind
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• An Unquiet Mind
• mind rot
• one-track mind
• The balloon of the mind
• startled out of my mind
• I am not a mind reader
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The mind-body problem
• Mind Games
• Mind and Truth
• Mind your own business
• Anime Mind Control
• Mind Manager
• The Mind's Dreaming
• Losing your mind a little each time
• Gender is a state of mind
• hive mind
• Where Is My Mind?
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• Piece of mind
• The Mind That Wakes
• A Beautiful Mind
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• In the Mind of the Machine
• absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
• Raging silently in my mind.. this sky is ready to burst
• How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
• Nothing comes to mind.
• where does that leave me?
• the mind
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• There is a hole in your mind
• Mind Rover
• How the King Changed His Mind
• Film acts as a mirror for my feverish mind
• Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers
• because simple is nice, and it's changing my mind
• You break my mind in a subtle way
• Society of the Mind
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• I can't see your face in my mind
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• high-functioning autistic
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• What RU-486 means to me
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• mind control
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Small things amuse large minds
• Universal Mind
• Open minded
• Simple Minds
• Odyssey of the Mind
• Electric Minds
• It does not sing for me
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Minded
• Mind racing, a while back
• mind's eye
• Bicameral Mind
• Jedi Mind Hack
• eighty-column mind
• World created in your mind
• You Were on My Mind
• mind map
• Jedi Mind Tricks
• Unconscious acts of a sleep-deprived mind
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Mind's Eye Theatre
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• Mind your manners
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• the stars that change our minds
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Mind over matter
• Georgia on My Mind
• The Society of Mind
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• the mind boggles
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• Mind War
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Mind Worms
• Enquiring minds want to know
• losing my mind
• like minded curmudgeons
• Speak your mind

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