Findings:

• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Either/Or
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Swimming pool injury
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• You're either with us or you're against us
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• All good men are either gay or married
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• hit or miss
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Either
• There is no "One", either
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• As if either one of us were happy
• It is not my job to argue with idiots on the Internet, and it's not yours either
• before either of us had to turn away
• Either Way
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• just friends
• Just
• Just Do It
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Can we all just get along?
• Just say no to TV
• Just another perl hacker
• Just the facts, ma'am
• Just for the hell of it
• To the world you're just one person
• Just Say No
• I just want to be friends
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• This is Just to Say
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Just a guy on a horse
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just call me fluffy
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• we just can't give 'em away!
• 'just woke up' voice
• just a life-support system for a penis
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• It's just not cricket
• You just cut that guy off
• just a guy (user)
• Comics are not just for children
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Just Wrong
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Just So Stories
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Just give him the damned fish
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I'm just a bill
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• We're all doing just fine
• person, place or thing
• just plain wrong
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• And then I will just slip away
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• it's just as true as the news
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• just a night
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• a just cause
• Just friends syndrome
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• Just A Touch
• just a phase
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I just work here
• Just Like Heaven
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Her hair, tangled
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Let's just be friends
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• economics is just a tool
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• just a thought
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• It's just a flesh wound
• I just love that word Refooooorm!
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Disappointing, and not just a little bit!

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