Findings:

• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Either/Or
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• All good men are either gay or married
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Swimming pool injury
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Fifteen Miles Or So
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• You're either with us or you're against us
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't order meat well-done
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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