Editor Log: February 2001

Last Month

February 01, 2001

Killed:

• Ralph Reed (person) by android.
  
• Veronica's Closet (thing) by Scupper.
  
• transcendant number (thing) by Thomas Miconi.
  
• low-bandwidth (idea) by digger.
  
• The Monkeys (person) by kenata.
  
• Vault 13 (place) by jonk.
  
• 149857 (idea) by Pj and escher.
  
• linux slant (idea) by argo.
  
• London Underground (idea) by salimfadhley.
  
• 1am (idea) by Kronsrepus.
  
• Ren (person) by Ghengis.
  

February 02, 2001

Killed:

• William Shatner's Wife (person) by pr0phet*.
  
• Society Sucks (idea) by pr0phet*.
  
• Hell, let's just traipse through pr0phet's old account and flush out the chaff... Leaetherstrip, pubes, pubedresser, #cockboat_army, poonani, shallow end, deep end.
  
• non-silly node (thing) by Decker.
  
• lockpick (thing) by madman x.
  
• From girl scouts to college sluts: why join a sorority? (idea) by Jamyn.
  
• Masahiro Ibuka (person) by SteveSgt & taoy.
  
• crazy women (thing) by lwilliams.
  
• They sent me into outer space to find another happy place now I (idea) by azz.
  
• "The Dreaming" (thing) by astroleon.
  
• Yet Another Contradictory Female Character (person) by mawa.
  
• same gnome and ten foot pole (thing) by b12arr0*.
  

February 03, 2001

Killed:

• laconic (idea) by Autonomous Coward.
  
• wutta nigger (person) by solarbreeze.
  
• narrow worldview (person) by SoulSkiff.
  
• shit load (idea) by Morgan.
  
• that (thing) by chris_moore*.
  
• etc (idea) by Puppeteer.
  
• SCSI UltraWide 3 (thing) by Zorin.
  
• Is Everything just an extremely watered-down version of usenet? (idea) by everyone.
  
• E2 Tarot Cards (person) by everyone.
  
• The stupidest thing you've ever done by everyone.
  
• everyone is an atheist by everyone.
  
• silver by everyone.
  
• Angelina Jolie by everyone.
  
• clapton is god by everyone.
  
• entropy vortex (thing) by Carlito.
  
• butt naked (idea) by TheHowler*.
  
• muzzle (thing) by TheHowler*.
  
• Flatulent persons (person) by oldmacdonald.
  
• Paul F. Blattner III (person) by aquaone.
  
• DFSG (idea) by Rockwalrus*.
  
• My Jerry Springer Episode (idea) by otap12.
  
• Taylor the latte girl (person) by otap12.
  
• Ally McBeal (thing) by otap12.
  
• life (thing) by otap12.
  
• Ute Lemper (person) by otap12.
  
• the most popular node (thing) by Sinergy.
  
• The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit (place) by photek.
  

February 04, 2001

Killed:

• above or below?, fun-bags, Brian Gilberti, future, human deletion project all by photek.
  
• Unbarricadoed (thing) by otap12.
  
• Cockboat (thing) by Kubla Khan.
  
• Taylor Carpenter (person) by ixx.
  
• Advanced Support Solutions (thing) by ASSMAN.
  
• Judy Hayden (person) by dipsy.
  
• sometimes girls date jerks, because they are they only ones who (idea) by CLSmooth.
  
• videogames and Real OS by SinjinTiger*.
  

February 05, 2001

Killed:

• mubashir (person) by mubashir.
  
• 2 and 2 make 5 (idea) by Sinergy and leper79.
  
• node it (idea) by shoefish.
  
• My node quality falls when I try to level up! (idea) by Archetype. Proof positive.
  
• crappy browser (thing) by superdave.
  
  Thanks to Knifegirl for the extra votes. Now I can continue my work...
  

  buzzword (thing) by bitzer.
  

  La Jolla High School (place) by chrisjh. More coming soon... I'd guess soon expires after 6 months.
  

  moocow (thing) by Chacham.
  

  Dragonballz (thing) by rho.
  

February 06, 2001

Happy Birthday, Demeter!

Killed:

• for the love of all that is holy (idea) by nlucent.
  
• Bruce Luis (person) by locoluis. Belongs in the homenode.
  
• Meg Ryan (person) by xfrael.
  
• monki punk (thing) by Molesworth.
  
• Baltimorean (place) by stain.
  
• VINCILAGNIA (thing) by mE123.
  
• i fall asleep to be with you (person) by hahaola. Please read E2 Quick Start. Everything University and E2 HTML Tags.
  
• Praise of Common sense (idea) by voidfiles.
  
• All by InfiL00p:
  
  1. RantRadio
     
  2. HackCanada
     
  3. PDP-8
     
  4. nachos
     
  5. kult
  
  
• personal Justin (thing) by other90percent.
  

February 07, 2001

Killed:

• crackwhore ex-girlfriend (person) by iici.
  
• Pope Slag (person) by Chaotropic.
  
• sex without commitment (idea) by Descil.
  
• Nodes by WiredRat:
  
  1. "Name the Cat" Contest.
     
  2. The Everything Writeup Virus.
     
  3. pseudo-operating system.
     
  4. meme virus (7).
     
  5. short story.
     
  6. Cuba.
     
  7. girlfriend stealer.
     
  
  
• cool node (thing) by arfarf.
  
• cool node (thing) by IvyNeko.
  
• one (idea) by Foole.
  
• flaming rectal nugget (thing) by Solutrean.
  
• LucasArts (thing) by Solutrean.
  
• Speed Racer (person) by Solutrean.
  
• Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (thing) by Solutrean.
  
• braang (idea) by Solutrean.
  
• Slaine (person) by stx23.
  
• No need to rush... (idea) by WyntrsNyte.
  
• the cool ones are all too young for me now (idea) by jdigital.
  
• sexual position (thing) by Reyland.
  
• Jay Miner (person) by Galilee.
  
• I hate to burst your bubble, but it is Microsoft's fault (idea) by Sky.
  
• Fourbyer (idea) by Sky.
  
• dialog box (idea) by Sky.
  
• time travel is impossible (idea) by Sky.
  
• Point-Misser (idea) by Sky.
  

February 08, 2001

Killed:

• prostitutes (person) by mlockhart.
  
• A whole ton of tripe by user Shutdown* when poof - his entire existenz was removed by some diety.
  
• fishbutt (thing) by docwhat.
  
• SBKTVS (thing) by LadyNina.
  
• SBKTVS (thing) by mgriffithsuk.
  
• yellow (thing) by CheezH.
  
• and stuff (idea) by hardcrag.
  
• or something (idea) by CheezH.
  
• or something (idea) by Art Tatum.
  
• pain is pleasure; pleasure is pain (idea) by icu812Sparky69?.
  
• V4L (thing) by ioctl.
  
• death sucks (idea) by icu812Sparky69?. Please read Everything University!
  
• Multiple Nap (thing) by Tristin.
  
• wasted (thing) by borogrove.
  
• wasted (thing) by C R Johnson.
  
• infinite pop-up porn ads (thing) by Canar.
  

February 09, 2001

Killed:

• shitbeat (idea) by WrexSoul.
  
• maidbeat (idea) by WrexSoul.
  
• Sara Gilbert (person) by herbman.
  
• Brooke Satchwell (person) by zudo.
  
• Lamar st. (place) by Mighty_KC.
  
• Lives are better lived than lost (idea) by andarin.
  
• catfish grabbing (thing) by memo.
  
• noodling for catfish (thing) by memo.
  
• Pratical Philosophies for the everyday working person (idea) by WarlikeHippiePunk.
  
• candy scrotum (idea) by Dr_Ferret.
  
• candy scrotum (thing) by xdc.
  
• Nodes by Grexnix:
  
  1. the Black Lodge
     
  2. Black Lodge
     
  3. Does not work with dick in A drive
     
  4. Notting Hill
     
  5. doughnuts
     
  6. frop
     
  7. Crappy of options
     
  8. some fava beans and a nice chianti
• Our Weaknesses (thing) by davecul.
  

February 10, 2001

Killed:

• bugs (thing) by TeddyBear1.
  
• 8) (thing) by TeddyBear1.
  
• Lb, The cute Brown Dog (thing) by TeddyBear1.
  
• I fear my roomates bunk (idea) by pdraleigh.
  
• M. Christian Robinson (person) by GreatQuux.
  
• Paper Converters (place) by papersoftdev. I guess this does need to be said. Please do not use Everything2 as your tech support website. If you're interested in setting up a website, contact Nate and he will get you started.
  
• sex in a car (thing) by brazilian_geek.
  
• entertained (idea) by Hartsock.
  
• nodeOS (idea) by FishHead.
  

February 11, 2001

Killed:

• Certainty (idea) by AtemAn.
  
• CGEY (thing) by jerkstore.
  
• Valeric (person) by Tarquinious.
  
• fucking hell (idea) by Jim71.
  
• anti-quark (thing) by dc3.
  
• *frumpy* (idea) by Soulslayer.
  
• CDMA (idea) by molo.
  
• Swiss Cake Rolls (thing) by Rutenskeduten.
  
• fewking (idea) by Phook.
  
• unicorn (thing) by nilram.
  
• ghee (thing) by windwalk.
  
• big metal fire penis (idea) by Attache.
  
• do it (idea) by Phook.
  
• oddness (idea) by ometeotl.
  
• Karma Rating (idea) by dattaway.
  
• Hannibal (place) by Smilin Zack. Before adding a comment to a node, please take the time to read the other postings so you don't repeat the same info.
  
• other peoples business (thing) by plipston.
  
• shape (thing) by chaos123.
  
• genitals (thing) by Aliomp.
  
• noding justification (idea) by lakeid.
  
• Shortz (person) by Pfire. Another "node forthcoming" since April 2000. Sigh.
  

February 12, 2001

Killed:

• Xirtam (person) by JoeSlick.
  
• Xirtam (person) by onslaugt.
  
• scrotal zipper (thing) by s_alanet.
  
• FreakHo2 (place) by Freakho.
  
• FreakHo2 (place) by electricbarbarella.
  
• white people (person) by Freakho.
  
• socially unredeemable (idea) by Freakho.
  
• Game Of The Year of 1998 (thing) by Ari.
  
• Q3A (thing) by Ari.
  
• drac.org (thing) by Ari.
  
• flarp - the nonsuggestive "if" (idea) by deadend. Please don't make up words yourself and expect everyone to adopt it into their lexicon.
  
• up yours (thing) by Big Alba. I gave a fair warning three times that it would be killed at -5 and you should file a nuke request. It was at -7 when it was killed.
  
• debhelper (thing) by joeyh.
  
• polyester (thing) by Consensus.
  
• touching (idea) by tres equis.
  
• damn funny (idea) by linnellgirl.
  
• Beneath (place) by ometeotl.
  
• David Moore (person) by hroosky_.
  
• David Moore (person) by ximenes.
  
• David Moore (person) by dmoore.
  
• Cliff technique (thing) by Ubermonkey.
  
• Cliff technique (thing) by Faed.
  
• WPI (place) by Ubermonkey.
  
• Stalker Bait (thing) by Ubermonkey.
  
• bang (thing) by Ubermonkey.
  
• It's me! I am the cruel, hate-filled misanthrope you seek! (person) by Boldra.
  

February 13, 2001

Killed:

• Sorts of Things (idea) by krellis.
  
• megs (idea) by afree.
  
• Latin II (thing) by perlmonkey.
  
• Learning Perl (idea) by perlmonkey.
  
• Will Jones (person) by perlmonkey.
  
• PowerMac (thing) by Boabdil.
  
• 8128 (idea) by Boabdil.
  
• detractor (person) by OKolzig37.
  
• Head up (thing) by RootChino.
  
• brass balls (idea) by boodhakhan.
  
• ascend (idea) by xdc.
  

February 14, 2001

Loved:

• General amnesty for all the evil caraway seeds of the nodegel.
  
• Happy Valentines Day.
  
• Stop doing that with your finger.
  

February 15, 2001

Back to the slaughterhouse...
Killed:

• i understand the concept of noding (place) by Stilroc.
  
• Malawi (place) by mutende.
  
• dickabetes (idea) by sisco.
  
• Daphne Rubin-Vega (person) by daphnefan.
  
• zarp mcdougall and her fish (idea) by id1984.
  
• 'AKA Word for Word' (thing) by windigo.
  
• f00f.net (place) by Xenoc.
  
• Impeachment (idea) by efrisch.
  
• Albemarle County, Virginia (place) by stealthisteal.
  

February 16, 2001

Killed:

• city state (thing) by Shafik.
  
• Shearon Environmental Design (thing) by coplan. Please put this kind of stuff on your homenode. Node for the Ages.
  
• shovel shit into a box, encase it in cute see-through plastic and sell it to you like its better than sex (thing) by Aeki.
  
• George Wallace (idea) by themusic.
  
• ignite (idea) by xdc.
  
• adds (thing) by Zack76.
  
• balance of the force (thing) by dbs.
  
• why I sometimes think I must be insane (idea) by Vartan.
  
• Mutilated Lips (thing) by Vartan.
  
• People who think the volume of the music is more important than quality (idea) by Vartan.
  
• Tell me why you're an idiot (idea) by Vartan.
  
• spirogyra (thing) by lazerus.
  
• Andrew Appel (person) by Ivootje.
  

February 17, 2001

Killed:

• Skinemax (thing) by Night Goat.
  
• Taco Hell (place) by boodhakhan.
  
• assistant crack whore (person) by pb.
  
• assistant crack whore (person) by Night Goat.
  
• ebonics the sequel (thing) by boodhakhan.
  
• lazy susan (thing) by superjew.
  

February 18, 2001

Killed:

• rug (thing) by jrsmith.
  
• user error replace user to continue (idea) by Gaff.
  
• nonsequitur (idea) by seqsy.
  
• Ping-Pong (thing) by Weramona.
  
• biker bar (place) by Weramona.
  
• a) Climb on to the giant peach (idea) by Weramona.
  
• complicated computer analysis and stuff (idea) by Weramona.
  
• Throwing Muses (thing) by kmb.
  
• Self-abuser (person) by Auz.
  
• Efudd(person) by daffy.
  
• Hot Glass/ Cold Glass (idea) by RWConspiracy.
  
• hroobot(person) by mackers.
  
• there should be an E2 HTML Tag of the Day node (idea) by Mr.Sparkle.
  
• Navajoes (person) by pretre.
  

February 19, 2001

Killed:

• her (idea) by zerblinitzky.
  
• k00l (idea) by RRaLeX.
  
• Purple Cats (thing) by Lord Phoenix.
  
• Blue Dogs (thing) by Lord Phoenix.
  
• building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe (idea) by Lord Phoenix.
  
• TEOTI (idea) by dbs.
  
• howrah.cs.berkely.edu (thing) by ProKras.
  
• Sofia (place) by geekU.
  
• mispelling (thing) by afree.
  
• doing both at the same time (idea) by yug_inverse.
  
• 120 bpm (idea) by SB5.
  
• Favorite first paragraphs (idea) by MinaInerz]. GTKY
  
• Why I dont sleep with drunks (idea) by frayedendz.
  
• house work (thing) by St.Fudd.
  
• 137 (idea) by JamieRichards.
  
• 137 (idea) by Field Marshall Stack.
  
• 137 (idea) by SU3Color.
  
• Dale Earnhardt (person) by Kaos.
  
• plank(person) (person) by Reod Dai.
  
• Angry Nerd Rock (thing) by spineboy.
  
• Chris Oat (person) by AmericA.
  
• Connecticut (place) by AmericA.
  

February 20, 2001

Killed:

• Gravity Kills (person) by JamieRichards.
  
• Stabbing Westward (thing) by JamieRichards.
  
• Central New York (place) by JamieRichards.
  
• The Operative (person) by JamieRichards.
  
• KFMF (thing) by JamieRichards.
  
• Patrick McGoohan (person) by Field Marshall Stack.
  
• Wolf 359 (place) by Field Marshall Stack.
  
• Big Cheif (person) by littlealex.
  
• up against the wall, motherfucker (idea) by Red.Cow.
  
• intestines (thing) by Azathoth.
  
• monkey show (thing) by KaZe JoNeS.
  
• wretched (idea) by xdc.
  
• managers suck (idea) by Solutrean.
  
• cottleston pie (thing) by morphineous.
  
• dawson (place) by Vinnie__mac.
  
• spit it out (idea) by Spydr.
  
• 164 (thing) by xtype.
  
• linuxwhore (person) by xtype.
  
• 1982.01.04 (place) by xtype.
  
• www.linuxwhore.cx (place) by xtype.
  

February 21, 2001

Killed:

• steatopygous (idea) by Shafik.
  
• Put it in your head (idea) by feedle.
  
• gatech (place) by efrish.
  
• yngui (person) by efrish.
  
• nevinlerry's disk (thing) by aquaone.
  
• Ferrero Rocher (thing) by Hai-Etlik.
  
• smackman (person) by jam.
  
• smackman (person) by supersat.
  
• streetcorner (place) by Rancid_Pickle. What? I killed my own writeup? Yup, ran across it and it didn't "cut the mustard".
  

February 22, 2001

Killed:
For some reason Everything2 has page refreshes that required 1-2 minutes each, which made it impossible (and frustrating!) for me to random-search through my usual 300-400 nodes. We'll try back at night to see if things have improved...

February 23, 2001

Killed:

• dct (thing) by kiyolee.
  
• blue doors (place) by bregma.
  
• Happy Noodle Boy (thing) by sero.
  
• Greeks (person) by smelroy.
  
• Eman S (person) by killersheep. Everything2 is not a messaging service.
  
• Morna (person) by killersheep.
  
• arse-bandit (person) by killersheep.
  
• cosmic living room (place) by blind_monkey.
  
• everywhere else (place) by elsewere.
  

February 24, 2001

None Killed, system slowed again.

February 25, 2001

Killed:

• gibblet (thing) by cybrflash.
  
• Hickory Dickory Dock (idea) by SmokeyBarnable.
  
• Wizards of Wor (idea) by g_force.
  

February 26-27, 2001

Killed:

• mooch (idea) by JeffMagnus.
  
• Men who cry after sex (person) by Twiin.
  
• tim_three:research list (idea) by tim_three.
  
• Why not lust over women one might realistically have a chance with? (idea) by loki.
  
• Food Pyramid (thing) by jre.
  
• tasty juices (thing) by jre.
  
• urinal worms (thing) by jre.
  
• bedbugs (thing) by jre.
  
• Diehl Hall (thing) by dirtstar.
  
• xoomei (thing) by dirtstar.
  
• Steve-O (thing) by dirtstar.
  
• crack smoking monkeys (thing) by dirtstar.
  
• pube (thing) by LongDongVonHugenstein.
  
• nap (thing) by LongDongVonHugenstein.
  
• C3PO's Gay as a Three Dollar Bill (idea) by AngryFatMan.
  
• Beyond (idea) by AngryFatMan.
  

February 28, 2001

Killed:

• blivot (thing) by mrzer0.
  
• Britain (place) by loothi.
  
• saq (thing) by Monk-E.
  
• GeForce 256 (thing) by Monk-E.
  
• niska (person) by balroq.
  
• Dolphins (place) by Eloquence.
  
• Dolphins (thing) by RocketScientist.
  
• BraveHeart (thing) by ts4z.
  
• BraveHeart (thing) by Ekman.
  
• sexiled (idea) by Ekman.
  
• Cool Nodes Archive:n-68 (place) by Ekman.
  
• Jedi Drinking Song (thing) by Ekman.
  

  Page of Cool

  • How to make a decent cup of tea by many educated and well-rounded folks. PS- Use leaf tea and a teaball.
    
  • Danzayémon, Chief of the Etas by sensei. /me misses sensei and Dai-un
    
  • A medical explanation of the effects of ecstasy on your body created by tobtoh, et al.
    
  • how young is too young? Interesting commentary if you bypass the chaff.
    
  • Gollum vs. Regis Philbin I laughed my arsssesss off, precioussss.
    
  • Important Landmark Cases in Educational Law created by Lometa. Very interesting and historical. Some of the information just astounded me.
    
  • MPEG Audio Frame Header created by kozmund. Well done, very informative. Who says factuals are not appreciated on E2? Thanks to mcc for pointing this one out.
    
  • On meeting a Seer and blowing my mind created by akf2000.
    
  • A Modest Proposal. Bozon defined it, Pseudo_Intellectual posted the text, and moongirl analysed it. Excellent joint effort, folks.
    
  • Hyakunin Isshu by Sensei. I'd like to note that a lot of Sensei is still here with us, even though he may not be "logging on" because of his current situation. There's a lot of insight and culture deposited here for everyone to share, and this is one of those exceptional collections of Japanese literature. If you really miss Sensei, you can just drop in on some of his and Dai-uns nodes and say hello. He's waving from behind the collections of vowels and consonants. So, until he's able to rejoin us, revisit him often and improve your self in the process.
    
  • Tales From an Ex Fat Chick created by impishlaugh.
    
  • Navajo by Zeolite and Inyo.
    
  • Fred Astaire by Demeter and Freneta. Nice job telling the tale of the dapper dancer.
    
  • Sex Laws in the Fifty States. Know what you're in for.
    
  • the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met created by Kesper North.
    
  • event cone Nice factual that presents some interesting information.
    
  • questions I'd like to ask my father. Very difficult subject that was handled very well. Writeups like this can actually help other folks. Bravo to the brave authors.
    
  • Your Node Here
    

  Congratulations to Demeter on her promotion from Editor to God and WonkoDSane and Heyoka to Editor!

  If you have questions or comments, please /msg rancid_pickle.
  Wondering why your node was killed by an Editor? Visit and read E2 FAQ: What NOT To Do.
  * means user never logged on to E2.

This month's casualty list:

Feb 2:

• Elizabeth by fict. Entire text, no links: Hi Elizabeth I love you.
• Catch-22 by delazach. Contained only a correction to a previous wu, which had been modified to take account of it. User's only wu.
• Even though we don't believe it, low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts, not unlike suicide. by broken77. Simply an "I don't agree" with no links.

Feb 3

• date rape on the beach by aozilla killed and nodeshell nuked. Explanations given in /msg and catbox.
• Damn, I forgot it was Valentine's by nine9. Should've been a daylog, maybe.

Feb 4

• My penis goes off at an angle! My vaginal lips look strange. Is this from masturbating? by Aresds. At -6 and unnecessary.
• Procrasination by Kablooie!! , just a guy, cloth, backlash, CymorC, CapnSponge, Duchess. Added nothing to the node
• linkingSucks by TallicaBurton. The node sucked coconuts through a straw.

Feb 5

• If you had a pet wookiee what would you name it? by Art Tatum and id1984. The first wu in the node was funny, these two weren't, particularly.
• More Crack Now. And Your Wallet by #include. Pointless.
• recursive's sandbox by recursive.

Feb 6

• Amnesty for my birthday Only requested nukes.

Feb 7

• fuck you aurora by backlash. How not to fill a nodeshell.

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A platoon of E1 cannon-fodder

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Mentioned in despatches:

• Literary Criticism by Lometa. Well researched and written, and very informative.
• Blessed K9 for his work in translating Das Kapital

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Obviously, I'll add to this as the month goes on, so check back. Any queries or comments, please /msg me.
Any wus apparently still living languish on Node Row.

I've probably killed upwards of five hundred writeups in the past few weeks, none of which had had effort put into them sufficient to warrant me putting effort into justifying the kill.

MY FIRST KILL!

Call me the timid editor. I don't want to delete a writeup unless there is no way at all it can be saved.
Well, I (finally) found one!

Editor Log: February 5, 2001

"shiat" (thing) by "mop"

Not only is the writeup pointless ("I wonder??"), the user hasn't even been on E2, and it is their only writeup. (So a user nuke may be a good idea, also...)

Editor Log: February 8, 2001

"Kingston" by "Webster 1913"

made it not all bold

Comments welcome.

Editor Log: February 7, 2001

• Killed N-Sync by Durbey3: "N-Sync is crap... what happened to music... I'll tell you what happened... Kurt Cobain died and Radiohead now only write electronic stuff... don't believe me, listen to Kid A... don't get me wrong... they still write the best stuff around... It's just not as good as the past... the music has died" Three words about N-Sync (Misspelt, BTW) and then rants about Radiohead and Kurt Cobain and the Radiohead album Kid A. E2 Nuke Request for the nodeshell.

Editor Log: February 25, 2001

• Killed Kerberos by Harry: "A security protocol developed at MIT." (Never logged in, made redundant by other writeups.)

Editor Log: Freburay 26, 2001

• Killed captain kirk by danthaman: "Everyone prefered Captain Picard tho'. You know it's true."
• Killed captain kirk by nuna: "Captain Kirk could fight like a panther."
• Killed Heavy Metal by snoogan: "That wierd music that you tell your friends you don't like but you really do. Good for thrashing around to on a Friday night when your girlfriend is off with some other guy."

Notice how I do it by month. This makes it easier to find why your writeup was killed if you don't know the exact date, and it only gets me one writeup per month. No NFN for me!

January - [1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28] - March

Today, 22/2/2001 (a nice date, eh ?), I was made an Everything Editor. I will try to be nice.

And this is my 666th writeup ! Coincidence ? I think not.

Somewhat contradictorily, I just killed Glass Bead Game by scytale. The WU was very short, redundant, no links, no thought, no info, no right to live.

ed cooled Arecibo photogrammetry survey: reshaping the dish. Tasty subject.

Mon Feb 26 10:05:20 CST 2001

• Gattaca by Solutrean because: no info, rant
• Bounced by the pope by Solutrean because: Don't make shit up
• wastits by Magenta because: no info, no links, not fun
• soundcard by Solutrean because: no info, spelling issues, NFN
• political prisoner by Solutrean because: information free one liner, made redundant by pinguoin's
• great desktop schism by Solutrean because: information free one liner, redundant
• Bourbonium by Solutrean because: Don't make shit up
• sour cream by Solutrean because: information free, not funny (NB: Don't hate the noder, hate the nodes)

I live in terror of overdeleting.

Mon Feb 26 20:54:41 CST 2001

• armpit loaf ad by Tregoweth because: fairly pointless (NB: Anagram of "Tampa, Florida")
• having sex with a vegetable by I Am Not Z because: tasteless, insulting (NB: We are not amused)
• Giant Box of Rice by Vork because: don't make shit up, earn your bullshit, not very amusing (NB: author, a newbie, has been msged)
• rent by Maj because: neither informative nor amusing (NB: A means of oppression by the wealthy of the not-so-wealthy.)
• rent by themusic because: factually wrong (NB: A legacy from the middle ages that curses us to this day!)

I will not be online for some days. msg me if necess

Wed Mar 7 23:50:26 CST 2001

• jazz by Malachi because: "A style of music based on nontraditional patterns of noise." (NB: WTF)
• jazz by dazzawazza because: at a rep of -11, inflamatory
• Titan by Flip because: "see titans"
• windows by various authors because: mostly inflammatory, not funny, weak, ok, we know it sucks, thank you (NB: will someone do a good Windows WU ? With history ?)
• Microsoft by Mihtjel because: one liner, no fun, no info (NB: mercy kill)
• snot by various authors because: I know you guys can do better than that ...

It is not that I hate jazz, mind you. There is a smashing penguoin writeup on the subject.
Have you noticed trondgs' excellent writeups on electronics ? He is the very model of a useful factual noder !
I am now a content editor. This means that to the tire iron of editorial justice, the morphine overdose of mercy kill has been added. It also means I can be cheaply hired for wholesale node-bloodbaths ! I accept delation for deletion ... msg me candidates for culling.
Notice that I am not a Windows user nor endorser. I use Linux. And I would like the level of debate to go ^UP

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