Findings:

• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• No shit, there I was
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• There was a young lady of Riga
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• there are some just can't take life easy
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Was it ever there?
• There exist some
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Ken Lay
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• There was a rose that faded young
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• There was a cold day
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was there
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Today was some bullshit.
• The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Back There
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• You Fucked Up!
• People have fucked up before
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• fucked up criteria (user)
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• There is some place I need to be
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was an old lady
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• I remember, there was one
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• some say he was never here at all
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• One hour there was sunlight
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Was There a Time
• There was a man and a woman
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• wake up and find her still there
• Up There Cazaly
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Before you, there was me
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There was a time before
• and there was this girl
• Some time when I was a teenager
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• There and Back Again in Search of Beauty
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• There's a yellow brick road that we follow back home
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Back in the Shit
• Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Backing up your Windows registry file
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• fuck up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Fucked Up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Blowing shit up
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• what the fuck is this shit
• Fucked up ways to die
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• no shit, there we were
• There is some goodness left in the World
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• Some things that fly there be
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Make shit up
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• There and Back Again
• every secret thing was made by some one
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• There was once a Man
• there are people talking, some of it is important
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• back up
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck

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