This is a drink my
friend Mike and I
made up. It's an excellent
first drink of the evening. First, the
recipe:
Pour the ingredients into a
pint glass, and top off generously with your favorite
clear carbonated beverage. We've done this with
Sprite,
Bawls Guarana, or even regular
seltzer water, so just
use your imagination.
Stir thoroughly and
drink quickly, but feel no need to
chug.
You'll notice
right off the bat that although the Drunken Ninja doesn't taste
bad per se, it certainly
isn't anything special. Well, that would be where I inform you that this drink isn't
consumed for its taste. It has an
amusing side-effect.
There is a reason I recommend drinking this
at the beginning of the evening.
Mike and I have found that even when we are at
our soberest, the Drunken Ninja
delivers a
Drunken Kick To Your Face almost precisely
ten minutes after you drink it.
It sneaks up on you, and right when you're about to think "Huh, I guess that drink wasn't very strong, because
I don't feel a thing," that's when
it gets ya.
I've seen Mike
imbibe a Drunken Ninja, walk into a different room, and
start a conversation.
I waited ten minutes. In the middle of his sentence, Mike suddenly paused.
His eyes crossed, he said "
whoa," and he staggered backwards into a chair.
Yes.
It does that.
So, if you're looking for a
new,
interesting way to
kill brain cells, or you're a
fan of Everclear, give the
Ninja a try.