I had a Slashdream
last night. Slashdot
was being spammed by a bunch of people running a Beowulf
-style spambots setup to generate inane Slashdot chatter (and, hence, were getting moderated up), and so every article on the front page had well over 1000 "comment
s," particularly the latest Katzicle
which had 4000 (though the spammers weren't bothering to touch that one). In the meantime, I was talking to a nice Asian girl named Mae Ling Mak
, who was naked, and petrified - with fear about what all these trolls were going to do with her naked body if she were found. She looked nice, and was a hermaphrodite
. We both decided we'd go out to dinner later, along with Natalie Portman
, who was a friend of hers.
I went home and looked through a box of my stuff, and I found even more DVDs I forgot about, but the point was moot, considering that the MPAA had confiscated all of my DVD-playing equipment in retribution for making my part of the statement with DeCSS.
I'm sure there were lots of other Slashdot references in my dream which I missed, but it sure seemed like the kind of thing a Kafka troll would write...