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...One night, while I was asleep in my bed...
I had been on a real bender. The last few hours of the night had been a bit fuzzy, and I returned to my room to check my email and retire. I opened my web browser and stumbled on to E2, recalling that I was only 10 nodes away from the next level. I began typing at a furious pace, filling the nodegel with unnecessary personal observations and rambling free-form verse. I forgot everything I ever learned about hard linking and soft linking and HTML. I was shamelessly Noding for Numbers, and even the mighty wrath of Klaproth could not stop me. When my nodes were downvoted, I ranted rather obscenely in the Chatterbox. Finally, the Gods had had enough, and my account was nuked.
...I awoke, startled, sweaty, and frankly a little scared. Thankfully, it was all a dream ...all a dream...