I only remember a short part of my dream sequence last night.

I was looking at a car, getting the impression that I was going to buy it. It looked like a Ford Tempo. Walking around to the back, it had the Ford logo, but the model said "Accord." I turned to my mother and said "Accord? This car is a Ford Accord?" and she said "Relax! It might be a Mercury."

So I showed her the Ford logo, and she said "Oh."

I walked around to the passenger side, opened the glove compartment, and took out the user's guide. "Ford Accord User's Manual", and in small print it said "Distributed by Dodge Chrysler Plymouth."

I put the manual back in the glove box, stood up, and said "This is one confused car."

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