A dream that has
mundane, but nonetheless amusing
social commentary written all over it.
There was some news show on about yet another new
blonde Russian tennis player who was an
up-and-comer, a
rising star on the
tennis scene. They attempted to pronounce the name, one that was vaguely
Russian sounding, but the fact was that they could've care less -- this was the next new
blonde Russian tennis star!
Who cares about her name, eh?
But wait, there's more.
It seems that, as if she needed any more
publicity, she was becoming ever more
infamous because she played tournaments...
topless.
Cut to
video footage of this new star in action, on the court. In all her glory. Her breasts are not large, but they are astoundingly perfect.
Cameraman zooms in on her right breast.
Freeze frame. In stamped text, on the
areola and around the
nipple, are a few words
that reveal the name of a manufacturer... manufacturer of
implants, presumably. "Belmer
Plastics, Ltd.", or something similar.
That's some sorta crazy
next-gen corporate sponsorship, hmm? Needless to say, I woke up from that dream, nearly cracking up.