BEHOLD, THE NODE OF THE REPTILIAN SUPER GENIUS: DOCTOR DINOSAUR. I, DOCTOR DINOSAUR, HAVE BEEN STUDYING YOUR MAMMAL COMMUNICATION NETWORKS IN PREPARATION FOR THE DAY WHEN I END THE TYRANNY OF MAMMALS AND USHER IN THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF DINOSAURS AS LORDS OF THE EARTH. TO THIS END I HAVE ENGAGE IN SEVERAL COMMUNICATION THROUGH THE TWITTER TO CLARIFY WHAT THE POST MAMMALIAN ERA WILL ENTAIL. DESPITE THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS MY ACCOUNT HAS RECEIVED FAR FEWER SUBSCRIPTION THAN THE PURPORTED HUMAN POPULATION OF 7,284,056,1201. AT FIRST I CONSIDERED THAT THIS FAILING MIGHT BE ATTRIBUTED TO THE UNEVEN ACCESS TO INTERNETS BUT ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN DATA ON THE SUBJECT THERE ARE AT LEAST 3,270,490,584 2HUMANS ON THE PLANET WITH ACCESS TO INTERNETS.

IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR GOVERNMENTS CAN PUT A STOP TO ME I'LL DISILLUSION YOU! IN 1999 OF YOUR MAMMAL CALENDAR AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WAS MADE AGAINST MY PERSON. THE ASSASSINATION INVOLVED NO LESS THAN 4 TRAINED SOLDIERS ARMED WITH FULLY AUTOMATIC FIREARMS AND HIGH EXPLOSIVES, ONE OF WHOM WAS A NUCLEAR ROBOT WITH A HISTORY OF ASSASSINATION BEGINNING IN YOUR 1930s3. DESPITE THIS I CAPTURED THE NUCLEAR ROBOT WITH MY GENIUS AND CRYSTALS AND WOULD HAD RID THE WORLD OF THE MECHANICAL MAMMALIAN MENACE (NOTICE MY USE OF ALLITERATION? MY MASTERY OF SIMPLISTIC MAMMAL LANGUAGES IS TOTAL) HAD HIS ASSOCIATES NOT JAMMED THERE DISGUSTING FORE PAWS INTO THE WORKINGS OF MY MASTER PLAN4. DESPITE THAT THE ONLY EFFECT OF THE ILL INFORMED VENTURE WAS SOME MINOR COSMETIC DAMAGE TO MY HOME AND THE MAMMALS RETREATING WITH THEIR TAILS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS. (FIGURATIVELY OF COURSE, HUMANS DO NOT HAVE TAILS)

THE POINT BEING THAT YOUR PATHETIC CIVILIZATION IS NAUGHT BUT FLOTSAM ON THE GREAT SEA OF HISTORY.5 FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @Dr_Dinosaur


1. http://www.census.gov/popclock/
2. http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm
3. http://www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/v1ch1-page-18
4. http://www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/v4ch3-page-15
5. http://www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/v4ch3-page-9

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