Findings:

• Don't mess with Texas
• Mess with Texas
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• don't comment on my looks
• I don't have a television set
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• So you don't have to
• Don't blow-dry your Basil.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• dont (user)
• Don't escort the big chariot
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Motorbikes and horses don't mix
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Don't choke
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't overstate the obvious
• things that don't suck
• I don't want to offend
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Everything's bigger in Texas
• 97.1 KEGL's 2nd Annual Big Fuckin' Deal in Dallas, Texas
• Lawrence v. Texas
• Texas 1975
• Alpine, Texas
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't feed the bears
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't leave
• Don't put your pecker in the checker
• Don't Blow Your Cover
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Work like you don't need the money
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Vampires don't smoke
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I don't care. That's genius.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Don't care didn't care
• I don't need a punchline
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Don't @ me
• Mess of pottage
• Texas Tech University
• Texas Eagle
• Texas transfer
• Texas Chocolate Icing
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't Vote!
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• don't cry over spilled milk
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• hummingbirds don't sing
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Computer games banned in Greece
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• don't throw good money after bad
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't smoke
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Don't go away mad
• I don't like grass
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• calm down. and don't miss.
• Eton Mess ice cream
• Port Aransas, Texas
• Texas Seven
• The Republic of Texas
• Clarkson, Texas
• 2012 Texas Republican Primary
• Node what you don't know
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Love the one you don't need
• I don't want to see her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Don't slow down
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• first impressions don't always count
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't knock the glock
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Bunnies and Easter don't mix
• I still don't even know you
• I don't want a label
• Don't Believe the truth
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't C! this writeup
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• drug don'ts
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• honey badger don't care
• At least the dark don't hide it
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• with the things you don't need
• What You Don't See in the City's Shadows
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Menstruation is not just a bloody mess
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Texas League single
• Texas All State Choir
• Texas sharpshooter fallacy
• The Uncanny X-Men at the State Fair of Texas
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't know what to do with you
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't pull the stop button!

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