Findings:

• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't think I like love
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I don't like moving.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Work like you don't need the money
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• i don't like christmas
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Being a dickhead
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't see like you
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• If you don't like it, leave
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• love like you don't need the money
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I don't like grass
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't like my smile
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The entire point of being an adult
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being and Time
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• at the thought of being close to you..
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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