Findings:
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Don't Worry
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- How to make money from the internet
- Don't Worry About the Government
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Disabling the clicking sound from Internet Explorer
- Finding free anime on the internet
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Being a dickhead
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Stoned music memories
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't fight the internet
- Don't take candy from strangers
- Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- I'm From New Jersey
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
- Disappeared From the Internet (category)
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- i'm flying from a fire
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Americans don't speak English
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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