Findings:
- Being a dickhead
- Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Don't Tell a Soul
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't tell her she's beautiful
- Don't Tell Me
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Don't tell me everything
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't tell me about her
- Don't tell mommy
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Don't ask don't tell
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Show, don't tell
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Calvin's dad
- customer : good dad
- Dad
- Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
- Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Psycho Dad
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- double dad
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Essence of Dad
- My dad is a crack whore magnet
- My dad made a pop culture reference!
- Becoming a Dad
- camping with dad
- Dad at the beach
- My Two Dads
- Ghost Dad
- my dad is two people
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Potential dad licks my eyeball
- Gun Nut Dad
- Richard Dadd
- Dad's "Joke"
- Rich Dad Poor Dad
- deadbeat dad
- My dad is proof of Reincarnation
- D-A-D
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- Dad's Root Beer
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- scots single dad (user)
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- ya dad (user)
- Ian's Dad (user)
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- My Dad in the Desert
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- Have you been a dad today?
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- Spending Dad's Inheritance
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- My dad died
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- dad joke
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
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