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• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• we can all just be around other people
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• any way, shape or form
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• trick or can
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• A Jared by any other name
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• I can do it myself
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Any song can be a love song
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Verify your email account (superdoc)
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I can do shit with my legs
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• You can do anything
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Any Mick'll Do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• As any fool can plainly see
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Any fool can make a rule
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• What loneliness can do to you
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• September has such a feeling
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• If you can say something nice, do
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Know How, Can Do
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• I can always hope
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• first impressions don't always count
• I can quit any time I want
• Any house can become a prison
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Can we all just get along?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Your smoking can harm others
• You don't have any real problems
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I can do much better than this
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Getting out of a traffic ticket

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