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• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• marry me and you'll be safe
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Don't be sad
• The grass that needed to be cut
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Don't Be Afraid
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Free to Be, You and Me
• That would be me
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Let there be another next time
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I don't want to be alone
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Look siad me Be like me
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• To be or not to be
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't be an IM phantom
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• If your wish be to close me
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• You'll Be Back
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• let me be your first upvote
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Let me be your fantasy
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• The next life will be better
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I don't want to be successful
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• You've got to be kidding me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• lost, or trying to be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• OBAFGKM
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I must die or be better
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Be the subject
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Be there or be square
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• don't be absurd (user)
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Be a model or just look like one
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Or at least it used to be
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.

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